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a` la folie

“Francois Rabelais. He was a poet. And his last words were ‘I go to seek a Great Perhaps.’ That’s why I’m going. So I don’t have to wait until I die to start seeking a Great Perhaps.”
Sep 23 '14
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how i will love you: my hands are shaky so i cannot carry two things at once without risking one of them dropping. i will bring your hot cocoa all the way from the kitchen to the couch before i go back to get my own. you will say, “you’re missing it” but i will watch you blindly take a sip of Nesquik’s magic blend and this to me will be more comforting than all of the explosions of the terrible action movie we’ve dedicated the past half hour to.

how i will love you: with sirens in my teeth that sob about everything. you will ask why i clench my jaw when i sleep, i will tell you that the nightmares are back and they are hunting. i have the ashes of burned forest coursing through my bloodstream. there are days where you will kiss me and you will taste nothing but screams.

how i will love you: i will read aloud your horoscope before mentioning mine. i will only tell you the dreams where you are the main character or if imaginary you and i made out a lot and bought ice cream. i will make you sandwiches, but only if you ask nicely. i will offer you my coat even though it would never fit you and i’m only wearing one layer underneath. i will worry about you, because i worry about everything.

how i will love you: you will not hear from me on the worst nights, because sadness makes my words go silent. you will have to hunt for the evidence that i’m ready to die in fractured unsure sentences that are entirely devoid of light. you will know me for my tidal waves: that i pull back into my ocean entirely before i spill over and ruin everything. i cannot commit you to being my anchor. i will hide from you and think that this is how i save you.

how i will love you: one day i will tell you about where the scars are from and we will count them. there will be a lot more than you can see because not all of my scars are on the outside of me. and if after this you can still kiss me in all honesty, i will tie together universes to bring you whatever you want or need.

how i will love you: my hands will shake and sometimes i will come apart at the seams. you will probably occasionally wonder if the world will end before i stop talking. i will steal all of your comfy clothing. i will try to adopt more plants than you feel comfortable owning. i will occasionally demand silence while i pick a corner and read. i cannot promise i will be perfect or even close to the person that you need. i can only say that when i’m having cake, i will save you the last piece.

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how i will love you: entirely. /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)
Sep 23 '14

monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

Sep 23 '14
bl-ossomed:

prostituting:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:


The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that
Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

bl-ossomed:

prostituting:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that

Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

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Sep 23 '14

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Sep 23 '14
hiphopheadforlife:

Yessss
Sep 23 '14
Sep 23 '14
continent:

California reppin bro

continent:

California reppin bro

Sep 23 '14

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Sep 23 '14

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Sep 22 '14

therockvixxxen:

the-absolute-best-posts:

do people realize how romantic this really is? 

I would cry

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Sep 22 '14

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Sep 22 '14
fxcking4fructose:

welcome2quannyvill:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

OMG SLAY 

He looks good!

fxcking4fructose:

welcome2quannyvill:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

OMG SLAY 

He looks good!

Sep 22 '14

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Sep 22 '14

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Sep 22 '14

There is nothing quite like seeing the girl you are in love with naked.

24kgoldsoul:

lawrence-of-arabia:

tie-guys-kitten:

tastfulpornography:

Even when she’s fully clothed, I know where everything is situated. I know all her ‘tickle spots’ and all her ‘don’t you fucking dare spots’. When she is in her natural state, her skin, it’s like all the birthdays I’ve had and yet to come combine. It never gets old. I’ll never get tired of it. 

You know?

I hope he looks at me this way

This is perfect.

💕